sevenplusfour:

(via the-wheel-comes-full-circle)

australiansanta:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

OMFG IN THE PHOTO OF HIM FEEDING HIS CAT YOU CAN SEE THE HOUSE WE WERE HOUSE SITTING IN THE BACKGROUND I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR OMG anyway ya

largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via australiansanta)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(via australiansanta)

australiansanta:

*whispers to laptop* baby u make me lose ctrl

(Source: faunasworld)

rihyo:

i have a very sexually active mind for a very sexually inactive body

(via perseusjacksoff)

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

(via princessawkweird)

heyfunniest:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

(via princessawkweird)

tr-anquil-kai:

chubby-elephant:

quocwithachance:

pizzaenthusiast:

DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA

*winks back*

most action i’ve had in months 

my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear 

(via i-said-run-you-clever-boy)