What did the Frenchman say when he tripped on his bread?
OH LE PAIN
Guys this is funny because pain is bread in French widen your fucking horizons and be open to French puns
CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.
Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion. Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no. Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!! I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?
Back in the arena. Back in the place of nightmares. That’s where I am going.
I have to admit I didn’t see it coming. I saw a multitude of other things. Being publicly humiliated, tortured, and executed. Fleeing through the wilderness, pursued by Peacekeepers and hovercraft. Marriage to Peeta with our children forced into the arena. But never that I myself would have to be a player in the Games again. Why? Because there’s no precedent for it. Victors are out of the reaping for life. That’s the deal if you win. Until now.
parents: “u should be more active”
when bros got their dicks out on omegle
omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile
BUGGIES GO MAKE URSELVES TRASHCANS IT IS A FUN AND SANITARY CLUB FOR ADMIRING DOGS WITH SCARVES ON
I’ve found it. After years of searching I’ve finally found a word that means ‘they got the booty’. My life is complete.
*fist bumps god for makin cute girls*
titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it
I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.