unlock the door and open it a crack to let the cat...
close and re-lock as quickly as possible convinced that a burglar or serial-killer has gotten into the house in the time that the door was unlocked
had a shower
forgot to condition a little tempted to jump back in the shower
everyone always sets up their page so cool and i'm...
omg what the fuck am i doing!
go to student services because i'm sick
told to wait in sickbay door locked sit outside cause i’m too scared to ask for a key
I couldn't sleep last night because of tumblr
lit·er·al·ly [lit-er-uh-lee] adverb 1. in the literal or strict sense: What does the word mean literally? 2. in a literal manner; word for word to translate literally. 3. actually; without exaggeration or inaccuracy: The city was literally destroyed. 4. in effect; in substance; very nearly; virtually. _ not something used to add emphasis, such as: “i walked past my ex the other day...
people don’t seem to realize that when turning ‘you’ into a plural you might just have to use more than one word-oh no! i only know a few and most of them are slang!- i know, i know but not to worry because you only have to use such small words that they’re probably even in your tiny, inadequate vocabulary because did you know that if you put ‘you’ in front of...
"And if i share with you my story would you share...
a dollar for a story?…nah imma go buy a book.
I don't know whether i like or hate Octavian, I'm...
actually i don’t even know if i’m neutral. I JUST DON’T KNOW!
This morning there was a bird outside of my...
it chirped the tune of “it girl” by Jason Derulo. t’was flippin’ amazing.
My parents always feel the need to yell what they...
it is the most annoying thing EVER
you know you read “nico di angelo” in a really dramatic voice when he introduced himself in SoN didnt you