if procrastination is bad, why is the word pro at the beginning?
January 2012
December 2011
"prostitution is legal in new zealand"
Que influx of creepy old men traveling to new zealand
things that artists enjoy that other people don't #2:
getting stationary as gifts
dear brothers
please stop pissing on the floor when you go to the bathroom
-sincerely your sister- who has to check the floor before going to the bathroom so that she doesn’t get wet feet
when you sing the wrong lyrics to a song and it sounds dirty
If you're not reading my tags you're missing the best parts of my blog
WTF?!
okay i got an ipod for christmas (because my parents are cool as all fuck) i set up my emails and just figured out how to send, i scroll down and i see a pre-written message:
‘sent from my ipod’
WTF kind of braggity shit actually sends crap like this? “OH HAI DERPITY DERP DERP DERP I IS USIN E-MAaaaLLLLLSSS —— sent from my ipod/iphone/ipad/iderp whatever” bitches PLEASE! and you know whoever acctually sends this at the end of their e-mails is sending it to someone who doesnt own a faggoty apple product
and furthermore the fact that this is a pre-written message means that apple is assuming that i’m enough of an asshole to actually send that shit, COME ON, i know im an asshole but really?
and if you were wondering- this is sent from my PC. FUCK YEAH.
things that artists enjoy doing that other people don't #1:
looking through textures
i'm kinda glad nobody from my school knows about memes 'cause id probably get all hipster possessive over it like:
bitch i knew about memes wayy before you
people you follow that reblog so much stuff that you can pretty much tell whether they're on or offline just by looking at your dash
when i try to be girly and it just ends up like this:
