Que influx of creepy old men traveling to new zealand
getting stationary as gifts
please stop pissing on the floor when you go to the bathroom
-sincerely your sister- who has to check the floor before going to the bathroom so that she doesn’t get wet feet
okay i got an ipod for christmas (because my parents are cool as all fuck) i set up my emails and just figured out how to send, i scroll down and i see a pre-written message:
‘sent from my ipod’
WTF kind of braggity shit actually sends crap like this? “OH HAI DERPITY DERP DERP DERP I IS USIN E-MAaaaLLLLLSSS —— sent from my ipod/iphone/ipad/iderp whatever” bitches PLEASE! and you know whoever acctually sends this at the end of their e-mails is sending it to someone who doesnt own a faggoty apple product
and furthermore the fact that this is a pre-written message means that apple is assuming that i’m enough of an asshole to actually send that shit, COME ON, i know im an asshole but really?
and if you were wondering- this is sent from my PC. FUCK YEAH.
looking through textures
bitch i knew about memes wayy before you