rue: katniss will you sing for me
katniss: mmm whatcha say
hemsworth family reunions
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
abortionallships: everyone in my school is saying cool story bro, i’m starting to learn “once it dies on tumblr, it becomes funny in real life”
cassjaytuck: IF YOU WERE TO TAKE A SHOT FOR every time Percy has a witty comeback every time Percy is confused every time Annabeth has to explain a Greek monster to Percy every time Percy does something totally bad-a but gets zero recognition for it every time someone who’s not Percy finds Percy cool and attractive every time a god/titan wants to kill Percy every time a god/titan fails...
vondell-swain: if somebody wanted to see you naked they could just brew a polyjuice potion and suddenly your whole body would be theirs to explore at their leisure without your consent the wizarding world is not a comfortable place
mom: CLEAN YOUR... →
funniest10k: mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM, MISSY. me: MANNERS. mom: Don’t talk to me like- me: MANNERS. mom: ~sets glass of water on table~ Watch your- me: THAT mom: what me: IS mom: are you me: MAHOGANY Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOOOUUUU
effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
effie: you are a spineless
octavia and portia: PALE
flavius: and pathetic lot
haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
When something happens in a fandom I'm not in:
Dear Eragon and The Lightning Thief,
trinforthewin: THAT is how you make a book-to-movie adaptation. Sincerely, The Hunger Games
mockingjaymelodies: cuatroquesos: If you get...
Caesar: Katniss Everdeen, girl on fire!
Peeta: I was on fire too.
Snow: Here's your crown, Katniss.
Peeta: I won the games too.
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss: oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale stop
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop
Servers in shops that don't even look at you
Um excuse me at least have the decency to look at me when I’m paying for your shitty, overpriced services