March 2012
rue: katniss will you sing for me
katniss: mmm whatcha say
hemsworth family reunions
liam: hey
chris: hey
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
chris: sure
abortionallships:
everyone in my school is saying cool story bro, i’m starting to learn “once it dies on tumblr, it becomes funny in real life”
cassjaytuck:
IF YOU WERE TO TAKE A SHOT FOR
every time Percy has a witty comeback
every time Percy is confused
every time Annabeth has to explain a Greek monster to Percy
every time Percy does something totally bad-a but gets zero recognition for it
every time someone who’s not Percy finds Percy cool and attractive
every time a god/titan wants to kill Percy
every time a god/titan fails...
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vondell-swain:
if somebody wanted to see you naked they could just brew a polyjuice potion and suddenly your whole body would be theirs to explore at their leisure without your consent
the wizarding world is not a comfortable place
mom: CLEAN YOUR... →
funniest10k:
mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM, MISSY. me: MANNERS. mom: Don’t talk to me like- me: MANNERS. mom: ~sets glass of water on table~ Watch your- me: THAT mom: what me: IS mom: are you me: MAHOGANY
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president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOOOUUUU
effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
effie: you are a spineless
octavia and portia: PALE
flavius: and pathetic lot
haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
SOMEHOW I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
katniss: um
When something happens in a fandom I'm not in:
Dear Eragon and The Lightning Thief,
trinforthewin:
THAT is how you make a book-to-movie adaptation.
Sincerely,
The Hunger Games
mockingjaymelodies:
cuatroquesos:
If you get...
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Caesar: Katniss Everdeen, girl on fire!
Peeta: I was on fire too.
Caesar: No.
Snow: Here's your crown, Katniss.
Peeta: I won the games too.
Snow: No.
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss: oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale stop
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop
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Servers in shops that don't even look at you
Um excuse me at least have the decency to look at me when I’m paying for your shitty, overpriced services
