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Apr 19th

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my cat just got run over by a bus

better change my relationship status to “widowed”

Apr 19th

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It’s funny how people can just walk up to me and just point blank say “your ugly” and no one bats an eyelid, but if i try to poke fun at my ugly-fuck face and my eternal bachelorette status all of a sudden “OMG that’s so sad!” “you shouldn’t say things like that Brenna!” PEOPLE Y U NO STICK UP FOR ME WHEN I NEED YOU TO?!

Apr 19th

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Apr 19th

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keepcalmandlistentoowlcity: The whole fandom should agree on a secret handshake just slightly different to a normal handshake so that in twenty years from now when none of us talk any more and we’re at a job interview and we shake hands with the boss of the wealthiest company on earth they recognise the handshake and we get the job kind of like a fandom freemason group Screw college this is the...

Apr 19th

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shut up and kiss me is seriously just about reece...

Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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Kids at my school →

funniest10k: Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes. Me: Sometimes when it’s cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i’m a dragon. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Apr 18th

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