redkiteslongnights:

That house across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church continues to be awesome.

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hydrogyne:

and the most relevant of them all:

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you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

yviene:

mriloveyourhat:

starlightexcellent:

A new hotel is opening in downtown Las Vegas.

TUMBLR HOW ARE YOU NOT ALL OVER THIS

I MEAN REALLY

I’M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, TUMBLR

but jesus that bed looks cushy. Maybe I should spend a night at the D.

Tumblr meet up at the D?

tumblr con anyone?

I VOTE HAVING TUMBLR CON THERE

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le-revenant:

pathwalker:

rasputin:

This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.

we can finally power the world with periods

there are two kinds of people

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blackcatula:

askbutterscotch:

-obliqueperfection-:

pleasantly-stranger:

lupinswilly:

neonninjahair:

hayaustin:

The greatest of the Disney pictures. I dare you to find a better one.

omfg asdfghjkl

Found a better one. 
 

PRINCESS KUZCO DON’T KNEEL FOR NOBODY.

^ THAT PICTURE OMGGGGGGGGGGG

and let me guess, you have a GREAT personality.

(things like this make me proud i am in the Disney fandom.)

Unashamedly reblogging solely for Kuzco

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Rebecca Angel (via msandrogynous)

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did-you-kno:

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lukebrooks:

just-another-fail:

janoskians-uk:

canadianjanoskian:

LMAO oh god

omg skip!!!

BAHHAHA!

hahaha at skip!

this is beautiful!

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calligraphy-victoria:

scifi1694:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

I still fucking want this toaster.

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